• Garlic breath
• No neck to bite into
• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside
• Effectively immortal
• Roman Catholic
Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare
sam | 25 | she/they | leo | bi af |
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Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare
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