myterus:

lemme put it this way: I’d rather the entire human race die out than any woman be forced to bear a child against her will

trueka:

novitiate2017:

this is making me SCREAM

hexglyphs:

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

just-shower-thoughts:

Toddlers are like velociraptors. They screech a lot and they get way more dangerous when they figure out how to open doors.

goblins-against-cops:

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

sagihairius:

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

pukicho:

im glad people are finally recognizing just how fucking stupid shower thoughts is and how 90% of the time it’s just like “if you hold a sword in real life its like you’re in skyrim” 

yassmines:

i say this to every girl i love: abandon shame

hallucin8:

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi